SALES MANAGER JOKES, JOKES ABOUT SALES PEOPLE, SOFTWARE SALES JOKE
Sample Jokes ...
The following sales jokes are a small sample from our iPhone App ~ SALES Jokes ® Vol. # 3:
Vol. # 3 - S19
Q. What do you call two insurance salesmen driving their car off a cliff? A. An absolute tragedy. At least three more could have fit in the car.
Vol. # 3 - M2
After a car salesman returned home from work early one day; he found his wife in bed with another man. In a fit of rage - he picked up his shot gun and killed her lover stone dead. During the trial the prosecutor said: "Did you kill your wife's lover?" Defendant: "No, I did not." Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?" Defendant: "Yes, I do know what they are and they are a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder."
Vol. # 3 - L23
This year ... To make the companies annual Sales Conference more fun, the Sales Manager decided to arrange some light entertainment and hired a Hypnotist called the 'Amazing Jonathan'. The sales team were keen to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Jonathan appeared on the stage, he announced, "Unlike most Hypnotists who invite a few volunteers from the group to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every salesperson in the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Jonathan took out a shiny antique watch from his waist coat pocket. "I want you to ALL keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch and has been in my family for over five generations." He began to swing the watch gently back & forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch ... Watch the watch ... Watch the watch ... " The delegates became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth with the light sparkling off its highly polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until ... suddenly ... just as the final salesperson had fallen into a trance ... the watch slipped from the finger tips of the Hypnotist and fell to the floor, smashing into a dozen pieces. "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist ... It took two weeks to clean up the Conference Centre.